Do not utter the words, “Every time I grab my thingy, it squirts me!” in earshot of The Mister. He might never recover from the laughing fit, even if you were just referencing your water bottle.
Do not utter the words, “Every time I grab my thingy, it squirts me!” in earshot of The Mister. He might never recover from the laughing fit, even if you were just referencing your water bottle.
Blessed Little Things 