We talked over dinner last night, about our resolutions for the New Year. Here’ sweat we came up with:
Eliza resolves to:
– start each day by waking up.
– not watch baseball (in the off-season).
– not consume any illegal substances
– not commit any felonies
– remain a non-smoker
– not watch any WWE events on pay-per-view
– refrain from eating road kill
– not become an arsonist, a vegan or Hindu
The mister resolves to:
– not cheer for the Yankees
– hate Ohio State
– not eat quinoa
– end each day by sleeping
– not buy any curtains, throw pillows or bath towels
– retain possession of his Man Card
– not become a referee for water polo, a fashion consultant or a spelling bee judge
– not throw rocks at airplanes
Flash resolves to:
– not get arrested
– drink large quantities of Mt. Dew
– avoid physical exertion including outside chores, team sports and exercise
– listen to music, text friends and play video games daily
– study and do homework only when absolutely necessary and required
– remain skeptical about all plans and intentions initiated by Mom.
– not grow a handlebar mustache
We think these are pretty good goals, don’t you?
Blessed Little Things 