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A Walk in the Woods
Breaking Protocols
The Mister was pretty giddy to be on vacation. He didn’t originally have this week scheduled to be off, so it was even better knowing that he’d be off again for a week in early May! The minute we headed south for Spring Break, the craziness broke out!
First, we stopped at Arby’s for a bite to eat. I hear my husband order a Reuben sandwich, but I didn’t actually believe that’s what he meant to say, afterall, we’re in the car and he’s driving…
He said, “We’re on vacation! We’re going to put $20 in and let it ride!” I could not believe he was actually going to stop at the casino (violation of traveling protocol #2: unplanned stops, especially those that involve the “stupid tax” aka casinos). But, we did indeed stop at the casino (where I should note, The Mister was actually going to CHANGE HIS SHIRT before we went inside. As though we need to be presentable to enter a casino at 11 o’clock on a Friday morning.
The rest of the trip was as crazy as it started. We whimsically decided to take a scenic drive through Lexington, Kentucky that didn’t seem to exist. We asked a dude in a parking lot and he said he’d lived there for 25 years and never heard of it. So, we got a hotel room, got a dinner and crashed. (We actually found the route on the return trip. Wanted to find that guy and tell him about this amazing drive he’s been missing out on, but I guess he’ll just have to go on not knowing about it.)A Trip South
Over spring break, we went south (because that’s what you do when you live in Michigan where there’s still snow on “Spring Break”). We visited my brother and his family in North Carolina.
Oh, and Little Garrett, too! He was super fun!! (And not nearly as mischievous as the monkey he’s holding!)
Asparagus and Strawberries!
Progress!
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Politics As I See It
Having just voted in Michigan’s “Super Tuesday” primary, I got to thinking about the voting process. Candidates tour around giving speeches, shaking hands and arguing with one another. I voted for my preferred candidate by taking a black pen and filling in an arrow pointing to the candidate’s name. I then fed my ballot into a machine where it tabulated my mark. In November I will repeat the process with few changes other than an increased feeling of futility and even less faith that we have collectively chosen the right leader for our country.
But what really got me thinking this morning is how interesting this process is compared to the process by which our schools are evaluated and how student achievement is determined. Students are no longer able to fill in a “simple” multiple choice response on assessments. Students must not only possess problem solving skills but also the ability to articulate in writing the thinking behind their choice, the process by which they solved it and an evaluation of other strategies. Paper and pencil tests are out the window and online testing is the new norm. Students, teachers and schools are evaluated based on these results. Maybe the politicians who implement such requirements should be elected by the same process.
Perhaps candidates should have to rely on their constituents to not only select them as “most right answer” but to defend why in written form. Voters should be required to explain their thinking and to evaluate why Johnny in the next voting booth might choose a different candidate. Voters should be required to complete the process online, using unfamiliar systems and technological aptitude that exceeds their training or experience. Maybe candidates should have to suffer the results of tech glitches and system errors.
I just think it would be apropos for these candidates to endure the same process that I do based on rules they established. If it is reasonable to expect my students to reflect effective teaching through online assessments based on Common Core standards then I think it is reasonable for candidates to be elected using the same standards of practice. If they think it is unreasonable for Voters to use an online system or for the system to provide accurate and meaningful data; if they think it is unreasonable for voters to have to provide deep analytical responses and discerning evaluations along with each response; if they think it is unreasonable to depend on a mastery of all these elements by 85% of voters in order to get elected, I will remind them that my students are expected to do all these things.
And my “constituents” are only seven years old.
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The Kid
I’d be remiss if I didn’t update on the Kid. He’s in his second year at State and is having the time of his life. He’s working hard on academics (3.8 this semester, including a 4.0 in Calculus – a first for his tumultuous history with Calc). He has a job working for researchers on campus, providing computer programming support. He has also been offered a TA position for next semester, working with his favorite professor in a class he just completed. He has leased a townhouse for next year with two of his best friends at State (the other 2/3rds of “The Musketeers”) and he and his girlfriend are very happy together. He is thinking about the future, but not obsessing over it. He is focused on his academics but finds time to relax and play. He and his girl are wonderful together, but don’t want to rush into anything.
Sigh. We raise them to be independent, successful and happy. It’s just the most amazing feeling when they ARE.
That said, this is the same kid who stood with me in the checkout line at the grocery store holding a can of olives that bears the name of dear friends of ours. “Lindsay olives?!” he said. “That is so cool! I mean, how awesome is it that you KNOW the people who grew these?” I just stared at my brilliant child. “I just think it’s awesome,” he continued, “that they grow these right on their property!”
“They grow grapes, Jacob. You’ve been there. They have a vineyard full of grapes surrounding their home. Not olives. Grapes.”
“Oh yeah, right. Grapes.”
Sigh. I suppose no matter how old or successful he gets, we’ll still have those moments of our Little Flash, won’t we?
Decorating at the Farm




























































