Man at the Bark Park: “Ew! Your dog keeps getting drool on my shorts!”
Me: “Do you have treats in your pocket?”
Man: “Yes. Why? Does he want one?”
Me: (Too busy banging head on picnic table to answer.)
Man at the Bark Park: “Ew! Your dog keeps getting drool on my shorts!”
Me: “Do you have treats in your pocket?”
Man: “Yes. Why? Does he want one?”
Me: (Too busy banging head on picnic table to answer.)
Blessed Little Things 
I think he was flirting!! LOL!
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Flirting?! He was there with his wife and two kids. He was stupid, not flirting!!
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No kidding. How on earth did he not know that was why the dog was all up in his business? And, if he was at the dog park, didn’t he have a dog? And if he has a dog, wouldn’t he be accustomed to a little doggy slobber? People are so stupid…
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Are you sure it was the DOG that was drooling? LOL…
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Someday I want to write a book of the dumbest questions I have ever heard. That would qualify!! (Worst one yet was – “Which comes first? Christmas Eve or Christmas Day?” This was from a woman who was 27 years old and had a 9 year old kid. And yes, she was American and was brought up celebrating Christmas.
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